Jul 24, 2018
The gang are joined by writer, musician and podcaster, Josiah Hughes of the Blink-155 podcast!
Jordan, Stephen and Drew have each written a
hypothetical/alternative universe Steven Tyler Rock Opera. Each of
them will present their work and Josiah will choose the winner. The
prize? The respect and admiration of their peers...
There are a lot of laughs, Jordan wrote a fucking song and Stephen
did a thing. Please join us as we make podcasting history.
Check out Josiah's work at:
Blink-155 Podcast at twitter.com/blink155pod
Musical Supergroup Pre Nup at twitter.com/pre_nup
and twitter.com/pre_nup
Drew's Album Covers
Jordan's Lyrics to Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?
They call me Steven Tallarico
I grew up at Trow-Rico
That’s a cabin out Sunapee way
well I can do 26 straight backflips
and I had fucked by the time I was 8
I was raised in a foxhole by a sweetie mama vixen
and I suckled at her furry teats
I smoked a sweet sativa leaf-a with the wood-a land-a
creatures
and my mouth began to outrun me
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Gotta whole magician’s sleeve of tricks I wanna put to use
Does the noise in my head bother you?
pretty baby I got enough of my freak-quency for two
Got my wings like a chicken
on the prowl for fishy kitten
if you see me overhead then duck
I gotta feminine side like a rosy blushing bride
who knows she bout to get her flower plucked
I see the darkness in your soul
you wanna ride the fire pole
til my extinguisher shoots its foam
yeah I’m the banshee demon with the pressure washer semen
Let me strip your headlights of their chrome
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Got a ten-inch licorice root for you to chew
Does the noise in my head bother you?
why don’t you shimmy out your panties let me taste your
honeydew
well it’s getting pretty loud here in my noggin
snow all on my nose like the front of a toboggan
and the syllables are beatin on the walls inside of my brain
But now my lies and contradictions got me tied up with
restrictions
see addiction’s my affliction, sacramental benediction
but despite my worst predictions my convictions still remain
Does the noise in my head bother you?
oooh little sweetie teenie mama put your lips on my kazoo
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Won’t you honk on Bobo ‘cause my balls are singin the blues
Does the noise in my head bother you?
like a cigarette butt that won’t come off of your shoe
Does the noise in my head bother you?
you know I snorted up a mountain of blow fresh from Peru
Does the noise in my head bother you?